I'll bite you to death

Hi, it's nice to meet you
どうぞ よろしく おねがいします
one thing about me I EAT MANGA and ANIME

ask me ! ask me !
thank you for wasting your time :)

ありがとう ございました （^人^）

May 30, 2012 8:10 am

My girlfriend called me on the phone and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.”

I went over, nobody was home.


☺More Laughs Here.

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1:54 am

When I go to Korea…

What people think I’ll be doing:

Shopping

Eating

Site Seeing

What I’ll really be doing:

Searching for my husband

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1:53 am
  • Teacher: Why did you not study?
  • Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
May 23, 2012 9:12 am
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May 12, 2012 7:03 pm

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10:51 am
⌈ カゲロウデイズ ⌉ 

⌈ カゲロウデイズ ⌉

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April 28, 2012 10:01 am

I knew you were always alone. When I saw you, I felt relieved that there was someone else like me. We were just kids, and now that you think of it…I had the Kyuubi, you, the fate of the Uchiha. It’s kinda ironic that we were to share such similar burdens. Whenever I saw you, I actually wanted to go down and talk to you. I was happy, that maybe you’d be able to understand me. But, I gave up on that. If you ask why, then it’d be that I was envious of you, who could do anything. So I decided to make you my rival.

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